Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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