Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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