If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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