We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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