fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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