that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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