She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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