I wanna bring you to show and tell
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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