god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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