Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Randomize
