Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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