I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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