Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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