I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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