She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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