forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
