yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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