normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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