im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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