Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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