Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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