is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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