Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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