So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
try to milk me bitch
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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