All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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