make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
