How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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