imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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