so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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