Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
