Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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