this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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