my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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