Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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