Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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