she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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