He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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