Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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