That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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