I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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