so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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