Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wish they made helmets for livers.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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