Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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