Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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