And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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