You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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