Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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