Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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