I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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