fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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