I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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