We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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